Teenager happily walking along the street, minding his own business.
Pager/Watch/Wallet/IC/Coffee/Navel Ring suddenly starts beeping.
Get to base.
Master living in the base informs them of pending doom.
Doom decides that its too lazy and sends one of its minions to go distract the power rangers.
P.R encounter him while he's terrorizing a group of random strangers.
Dialogue with name pointing and exaggerated gestures.
Camera zooms in and out of faces.
Random somersaults to get to the monster 2 feet in front of them.
Monster appears to be too strong for them and fights them off with ease because all they do is punch and kick the guy one by one.
They fly backwards, over the camera which is pointing to the sky.
Yellow ranger gets injured (as usual, weak shit).
P.R realise they need to work together to defeat him and start showing some teamwork and finally "kill" the baddie (using the most advanced technology like a laser beam which is formed when they strike a pose).
*high 5 and yeahs time*
But alas, the joy is short-lived because they always forget the enemy has a magic humungo-ray.
Zaps baddie and makes it taller than a building, while magically rejuvenating it with its herbal extracts and massage therapy.
Powers ranger just stare at it until a building is destroyed.
They get jealous and want to join in the building destroying fun.
So they bring out THEIR robot.
Robot must be formed in mid-air because of spacial constraints in base. (What to do, HDB prices shooting up...)
Robot beams them up into a little cockpit which lies conveniently either on the torso or the head.
So they fight the baddie for territorial reasons while destroying probably half the city in the process.
Baddie doesn't know how to aim for the head or torso.
Sparks fly. EVERYWHERE.
It's a tough fight but the P.R know they need the EXP to level up. Plus. the item drops are pretty swell.
Baddie defeated, shrinks and they cheer. (Bit not shown in the show) They get away, not before placing an IOU on one of the buildings.
Screen cuts to Big Bad Boss angrily, slamming table and storming off/commanding his sidekick to show some tits or gtfo/ordering a burrito.
Power rangers get back to base/item shop to sell their items to earn credits to pay back the city for the shit-ton of damage caused + tuition fees.
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