Wow *insert name here*, that was a very thought out, well written response, with a reoccurring theme of what seems to be homosexuality, denial about your homosexuality and of course the word dick. I'm proud of you for painting a little picture of what goes on inside of your mind, even if it that picture was just gay pornography. You have an impeccable grammar as well! Sorry to keep you. Keep up the splendid work chum and I hope to hear more ill-used vulgarities from you in the future :D
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