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How To Be Popular On Youtube.

2010-10-07T12:32:00.005+08:00

(Insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

(Insert comment saying "0:01" to skip ads" here)

(Insert a negative comment about [insert number of dislikes] people here)

(Insert comment asking you to thumbs me up if you're the 301st viewer here)

(Insert comment quoting a line from the video here)

(Insert comment saying it's odd that there are more likes than views here)

(Insert comment about Chuck Norris here)

(Insert comment saying how something is different in Soviet Russia here)

Write everything in one swift comment, and you can quit your job and live your life off thumbs.

A universal comeback.

2010-08-17T12:59:00.001+08:00

Wow *insert name here*, that was a very thought out, well written response, with a reoccurring theme of what seems to be homosexuality, denial about your homosexuality and of course the word dick. I'm proud of you for painting a little picture of what goes on inside of your mind, even if it that picture was just gay pornography. You have an impeccable grammar as well! Sorry to keep you. Keep up the splendid work chum and I hope to hear more ill-used vulgarities from you in the future :D

Every power ranger episode summarized.

2010-08-17T12:46:00.002+08:00

Teenager happily walking along the street, minding his own business.

Pager/Watch/Wallet/IC/Coffee/Navel Ring suddenly starts beeping.

Get to base.

Master living in the base informs them of pending doom.

Doom decides that its too lazy and sends one of its minions to go distract the power rangers.

P.R encounter him while he's terrorizing a group of random strangers.

Dialogue with name pointing and exaggerated gestures.

Camera zooms in and out of faces.

Random somersaults to get to the monster 2 feet in front of them.

Monster appears to be too strong for them and fights them off with ease because all they do is punch and kick the guy one by one.

They fly backwards, over the camera which is pointing to the sky.

Yellow ranger gets injured (as usual, weak shit).

P.R realise they need to work together to defeat him and start showing some teamwork and finally "kill" the baddie (using the most advanced technology like a laser beam which is formed when they strike a pose).

*high 5 and yeahs time*

But alas, the joy is short-lived because they always forget the enemy has a magic humungo-ray.

Zaps baddie and makes it taller than a building, while magically rejuvenating it with its herbal extracts and massage therapy.

Powers ranger just stare at it until a building is destroyed.

They get jealous and want to join in the building destroying fun.

So they bring out THEIR robot.

Robot must be formed in mid-air because of spacial constraints in base.
(What to do, HDB prices shooting up...)

Robot beams them up into a little cockpit which lies conveniently either on the torso or the head.

So they fight the baddie for territorial reasons while destroying probably half the city in the process.

Baddie doesn't know how to aim for the head or torso.

Sparks fly. EVERYWHERE.

It's a tough fight but the P.R know they need the EXP to level up. Plus. the item drops are pretty swell.

Baddie defeated, shrinks and they cheer.

(Bit not shown in the show) They get away, not before placing an IOU on one of the buildings.

Screen cuts to Big Bad Boss angrily, slamming table and storming off/commanding his sidekick to show some tits or gtfo/ordering a burrito.

Power rangers get back to base/item shop to sell their items to earn credits to pay back the city for the shit-ton of damage caused + tuition fees.

Good Master does something mysterious with item.

Credits roll.

Fin~

You sure about this?

2010-06-25T13:54:00.004+08:00

How to beat an egg manually:

1. Make sure it's alone.

2. Find a dark alley.

3. Wear a disguise,

4. Use leather gloves.

5. Don't stop hitting until you see yellow.

The Grand Scheme of Things.

2010-05-25T22:55:00.001+08:00

YOU CAN'T BE BOTH PRO-LIFE and ANTI-ZOMBIE!

Play A Real Guitar Fag

2010-04-18T17:06:00.001+08:00

Not all gamers are cut out to be musicians, and vice versa. I've known guitarists who say they suck at Guitar Hero, so why does it matter if it's the other way around? When you say "Play a real guitar." you're saying "You should stop doing what you enjoy because I think you should do this instead!" It's like telling a Street Fighter player to take up MMA. Just because the game is based off another idea doesn't mean it can't take on its own form.

Free Will?

2010-04-09T05:02:00.001+08:00

It is the illusion of choice.

It is the conditioning involved. It is the upbringing on materialism, the detraction from opposition (punishable by law in a law made by the government), doing things for 'the greater good'; but what IS the greater good?

You can say that one has free will, but choosing to oppose the set of established rules will greatly limit your chances of success; and such limitations are not coincidental. Metaphorically, it's like playing a game of chess. You can have 'free will' to move the pieces as you wish in your quest for individualism, but at the end of the day, you will still lose the game, even if you think you've won.

The society of Singapore was built on a functionalist perspective, with the operational objectives taking priority over the individual. No matter how hard we try to escape it, a country is shaped by its society, and our Singaporean society is largely - not entirely - shaped by the rules set down by our government; a state of class consciousness, so to speak.

Society should be a canvas; not a factory line. The belief in the timeless mantra "The choice is up to us" would only hold merit if, in choosing our own way, we are given a fair chance of success and a leeway for flexibility and creativity. The problem is, our society has been conditioned to believe that going against the grain means imminent failure.

Fuck this.

This. Was. Interesting.

2010-04-07T23:59:00.002+08:00

Jerk Neo

2010-03-14T23:37:00.003+08:00

From the makers of Money Not Enough!, comes a brand new hit blockbuster...

Wife Not Enough!

A long post.

2010-02-27T21:49:00.003+08:00

Brokencyde have become something of a creature of mythology. They're like the Hitler of leaders. The M. Night Shymalan of directors. The /b/ of the internet. I feel like they've become a yardstick of how bad something can possibly be. Kind of like how all plays are compared to Shakespeare, or how all movies are compared to Avatar. In centuries from now, our ancestors will find only archival relics testifying to the almighty shitteousness of Brokencyde, and like the Brothers Grimm fairy tales, a horrible rumour will spread through the Earth of a band so terrible, many will fear to speak its name.

Where noble artists like ICP were trailblazers in terms of having completely-batshit-insane fans, I feel like Brokencyde have totally revolutionised this. They have an album of photos on their myspace consisting entirely of underaged girls with "Brokencyde" and their photo number scrawled all over their tits. CLASSY. How their videos all seem to have 5 star ratings is testiment to the fact our generation is actually mentally retarded, and not in the 'e-hate' way, but in the actual i-think-you-have-a-dysfunctional-brain-stem kind of way.

Their lyrics have actually got no redeeming qualities. Not a single one. With such gems as "Just fuck me daddy" and "You make my peepee hard" Brokencyde really set the bar high. In fact, if I were to give them any award for their lyrics, it would be the fact they are simultaneously able to offend virtually every group of people there is. Their lyrics are frankly demeaning to women, but with such song titles as "The only good president is a white president" and the ironically titled "True Love" in which the singer describes having casual sex with the girlfriend he's cheating on, Brokencyde are far from a one trick pony. Guise, its awesome to insult racial groups, love, women and sex. Perhaps the cherry on the top of this seeping pit of mysogyny and general retardation is the amazing lyric they have which is "Im gonna slip you a drink you think is pepsi, then I'll slip in my cock when you're good and tipsy, Bitch I ain't calling you again, now it's my bro's turn, he do you again." I'm actually pretty sure women's rights were more progressive back in the 1850's. MR DARCY WOULD NOT APPROVE OF DATE RAPE.

But Brokencyde aren't all serious business. Their video clip for Freaxxx has the distinction of being the worst film clip on the internet. While their song is presumably set on the dancefloor, it seems more like the clip has been filmed in someone's-girlfriends-stepdad's driveway, and they managed to convince him to lend them the family range rover for the day. The classy fluro backgrounds really added to the level of cheese that dominated the clip, and like any scenester film clip, was not without a man in a bunny suit. It is somewhat trite to talk about the general fugliness of the band.

As for their 'music' their style attempts to combine hardcore, electronica and pop. And it really fails at all of them.Their growl, simply put, is utter shite. Their grasp of electronica is at best generic, and at worst, completely laughable. I feel like their music is trying to marry the two schools of scene; hardcore and raver.
Unfortunately Brokencyde is the bastard lovechild resulting, that will one day grow up and destroy the Music Empire. They have spawned all kinds of awful bands like Dot Dot Curve, which are trying the whole "Screamo/crunk" thing. SERIOUSLY. ITS. NOT. WORKING. YOU. ARE. RAPING. MY. EARS. LIKE. I. AM. RAPING. CAPLOCK.

Allow 'Bree Bree' to illustrate this point. Their title is almost clever in the way bree bree sounds like his pig growl, but their music is too bad for me to be able to even want to appreciate this fact on any level.

I think the important thing to note is that only a fat pig-faced fuck would get with that, so perhaps bree-bree is a mating call (him and the lead singer of Annotations of an Autopsy can go out together to hook up perhaps? Here piggy piggy?). I just find it kind of amusing these guys are so deluded they actually find themselves attractive enough to warrant any kind of attention from the lady folk. This level of delusion surely rivals Jeffree Star. No wonder they need to slip women drugs, theyre too disgusting and brain-fucked to gain any action through legitimate means.

In conclusion. Brokencyde represents all that is bad about the 21st century. We have told people who are shit that they are awesome in order to preserve their self esteem, and as a result, bred a whole bunch of image obsessed brats who think that they can automatically do everything. Brokencyde, seriously guys. YOU WILL NEVER SELL ENOUGH RECORDS TO BUY A ROLEX WATCH. NEVER. EVER. I kind of feel like crunk should be shot immediately for allowing this kind of derivation. Brokencyde are ugly, untalented fucks who should have never been allowed near a beat box and a recording studio. Technology is a dark tool, and Brokencyde have used it to commit evil. I can't say I'd be upset if they were all strangled to death in their sleep by the bunny man, turned crazy from listening their music non-stop. GUISE I THINK WE SOLVED HOW FRANK CAME ABOUT.

NAISE!

Bookstorextinction.

2010-02-23T00:55:00.002+08:00

io9 paints a bleak picture of the future of bookstores, and I'm not happy.

Here in Singapore, we don't have many small independent stores, only large chain ones, and if Borders goes bust (the way it's going in the US), then all that will happen is that out range of choices will shrink. Borders has already shut down a whole string of Waldens, leaving some communities without a bookstore - not happy.

What I'd like to see is a couple more indie stores catering to genre interests. Books, Actually is great, but it's no Fantastic Planet. I'm just not sure that Singapore has a large enough population/market to support something like that.

Geez.

2010-02-21T03:41:00.002+08:00

Seriously, if you don't shut the fuck up, I am going to reach down your throat and pull your asshole out of your mouth, so you have an excuse for all the stupid shit that's always coming out of your face.

Capiche?

Wise Motherfuckin' Words

2010-02-07T00:46:00.001+08:00

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

Quoted from Rafi

2010-01-13T20:51:00.007+08:00

"Villains….favourite. What makes them interesting is that behind their immoral and destructive leanings is the belief, the perception of life from them. They tend to percieve reality outside the borders of the norm. They do what they do based on their experience and pain. The Difference is that they made themselves distant to the very thing that makes them real; Their Humanity or Their Identity/who they are. A terrificly good and hateful villain is one who thinks his view of life is right and noone elses. He perceives himself as the good guy and those that oppose him, ignorant and wrong or to the deluded, evil.

The Joker perceives reality in a whole new level. He thinks outside of the box of rules to the uncharted territory of chaos; what could have been. His knowledge is based on experience. But that only makes him even more twisted and hard to counter in the argument of belief and what is wrong or right. You might HATE him for his lack of empathy and evil deeds, but try to understand why he does this, Then it will be hard to hate him. But your sense of right and wrong are clear; he has to be stopped no matter what.

What makes the JOKER even more dangerous than super-powered monsters is his Belief and Deadly Ideals. It is like once you put your heart into something, you will never stop. Thus, The Joker is somewhat the unstoppable force, while The Batman is The unstoppable object.

Two sides of the same coin, two opposite forces collide to mirror the character of Harvey Two-Face himself."

Man, this fucker's a genius!

Why Another Malay Dude Has Won Singapore Idol

2009-12-29T11:53:00.001+08:00

Because he got the most votes.

Duh.

But why did he get the most votes?

Was he really a better singer?

Was he really a better performer?

Possibly.

But I think the real reason why Sylvia Ratonel lost was because like Sylvester and Jonathan who lost to Taufik and Hady Mirza respectively, she was not a significantly better performer than Sezairi Sezali.

So here’s the deal. If somehow you end up in the final two, and one of the finalists is a cool Malay dude, and you’re not the cool Malay dude, then you jolly well be a way better singer and performer, otherwise you don’t stand a chance. For the last 3 seasons of Singapore Idol, it always seemed like either finalists had an equal chance to be the Idol based on singing and performing abilities. And that’s why for the last 3 seasons, the Malay dude always won.

Why?

I have a few theories.

Reason 1 – Gender.

You got a good looking male singer. You got a good looking female singer.

Female singer appeals to girls who want to grow up to be like her and guys who want to bang her.
Male singer appeals to guys who want to grow up to be just like him and girls who want to have his babies.

Girls who want to have potential male idol babies > (any other group of supporters)

Girls who want to have his babies is the only group that will vote with any significance. Somehow women tend to get more invested in their male idols and actually spend money supporting them. Guys, well, we just jack off.

Reason 2 – Race & the Mendaki effect.

Now, because race plays a part in the voting patterns doesn’t mean Singapore is a racist country. In fact, it is because most Singaporeans aren’t racist that the Malay dudes keep winning.

I suspect that if only 1 of the finalists is a Malay, then he or she automatically gets almost all the support of the Malay followers of Singapore Idol.

Look at Mendaki, Sinda and CDAC. Our government organizes help along ethnicity lines. They actively encourage it. Adding to this environment, the Malays think of themselves as the minority, thus they tend to support each other more.

Don’t believe? Guys who have done National Service can be testament to how the minority races organize themselves.

So, when the Malay community sees a young Malay lad, they start thinking,

“We got to support our bro.”
“We got to support this boy, almost like our son.”
“We got to support this boy, he is one of us.”

Because Malays see themselves as the minority race in Singapore, the effect of this “let’s help one of our own reach his dreams” effect is stronger than in the Chinese community under normal conditions.

So what happens is that as the non-Malay finalist, you really only can fight for the non-Malay votes. For this discussion, let’s focus on the Singaporean Chinese – the majority. Since both finalists won’t have much to differentiate themselves, then the Chinese votes get split down the middle.

One assumption is that regardless of race, a supporter will vote the same number of times. In other words, a Malay fan will vote the same number of times as a Chinese fan. It would be interesting to see if race and socioeconomic backgrounds have any impact on frequency of voting.

So, since the Chinese votes get split, and the Mendaki effect is in play, it is almost inevitable that the cool Malay dude will always win if he is the only cool Malay dude in the final.

So, how can Singapore have a non-Malay Singapore Idol? This isn’t a matter of prejudice in the sense of not wanting a Malay to win just because he or she is a Malay. There are more practical concerns. The last two Idols have barely made a splash internationally and it seems that despite Hady’s Asian Idol win, it is still arguable if he has achieved any significant impact regionally. It would not be too presumptuous to assume that the marketing potential of another Malay Singapore Idol who appeals to similar demographics will also luck out. In terms of finding a local talent that we can export, it might help if the Singapore Idol is not another cool Malay dude.

So how can the next Singapore Idol not be a cool Malay dude?

I have some suggestions.

1. Market a strong Christian singer. The Christians are another voting bloc that is just as strong as the one created by the Mendaki effect.

2. Test the SINDA effect.

3. Paradoxically, make the next Singapore Idol season to be a battle between two cool Malay dudes. Place heavy emphasis on the rivarly in marketing the season. Split the traditional voting bloc for the cool Malay dude. Ensure that there is signifcant animosity between the two camps such that if one of them is voted out of the final two, the supporters will not shift support to the remaining cool Malay dude in the final. Weaken the traditional support base of the cool Malay dude by having two cool Malay dudes. Don’t try to have the first female idol by pushing for more female talent to be in the finals. Underplay the first female idol card. Have less females so the votes don’t get split.

A probable undesirable effect of overt marketing of Singapore Idol as the battle between two Malay dudes will be the galvanization of the racist elements in society. A play on the perception and fears that Singapore Idol is really Malay Idol could be effective in ensuring that Singapore Idol will not have another cool Malay dude as the winner.

At the end though, having all the 3 Singapore Idols being Malay is a good sign. If Singaporeans are voting based on racial lines, then at least it shows that the Malay community has the economic power to carry their guys forward, so we know they aren’t being left behind. If Singaporeans aren’t voting along racial lines, and voting for talent, then the Singapore government’s efforts to promote racial tolerance and harmony is working.

Frankly, I rather things be left the way it is – no strategy to force a non-Malay Singapore Idol. When the day comes that we actually have a non-Malay Singapore Idol, one who actually overcomes the voting patterns by sheer force of talent, we would have someone who is so awesomely talented that keeping him or her in Singapore would be impossible.

The Malays really do have a stronger sense of community, at least based on my experiences growing up living in a HDB flat. When I was younger, my Malay neighbor would cook satay along the corridor and shared the food freely.

Further thoughts:
I wonder what the voting percentages were like. Did Sezairi keep scrapping through and avoided enough elimination rounds until all the other Malay contestants lost and then built up significant voting power when their supporters shifted to him.

To be fair, though it may seem boring that we have another Malay Singaporean Idol, he did hold his own against Sylvia, in fact besting her for at least 1 set.

Mindphucker

2009-10-26T00:33:00.002+08:00

Trust me, I'm a liar.

Puck Man.

2009-10-17T14:04:00.003+08:00

I'm just minding my own business, eating my delicious pellets, but no, you stupid ghosts gotta go chasing me around and making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. And now you've gone and gotten between me and my cherry. So now you've gotta ask yourselves: Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punks?

Internet Ad Convention

2009-10-14T02:09:00.002+08:00

Organizer: Settle down people, we're about to begin the ceremony for the 10,000th Visitor Awards.

Mustachioed Game Guy: But the winner isn't here yet!

Organizer: That's impossible. How's he going to claim his free iPod Nano?

Mustachioed Game Guy: He isn't. The guy's nuts. The other day I tried to give him a thousand bucks for winning the "Throw the Banana at the Monkey" game, and all he did was exit out of it.

Organizer: But...but...we put so much money into this! Guess Man's even got his "Celebrity Abs Guessing Game" booth set-up.

Guess Man: If he's not coming, I might as well just tell you guys. It was Eminem, not Abraham Lincoln.

The Protector: I doubt he even got the invite. I gave his computer a complimentary virus scan the other day while he was on some seedy website. Full of malware.

Credit Report: And let's not forget his dangerously low credit score!

Penis Enlarger: AND his dangerously small penis...

Hottest Girl Ever: *bursts into tears* Now I'm gonna have to message some other guy from my country who surfs RedTube. I'm so horny!

Organizer: Guys! GUYS! Calm down. He confirmed the invitation, he'll be here. Hell, he even told us where to hold the event!

Mustachioed Game Guy: Wait, he told you where to set-up? That's a little strange.*Eyes widen* Unless....

The Protector: IT'S A TRAP!

*Ad-Blocker kicks open the door and opens fire with an assault rifle. One by one he picks off the pop-ups. The only one left is a wounded Penis Enlarger.*

Penis Enlarger: You can kill me, but you can't stop natural male enhancement!

Ad-Blocker: Is it really natural if you need a pill?

*Penis Enlarger's head explodes.*

Scorpio Rising

2009-10-08T00:53:00.001+08:00

When you kiss the base of my spine

Make my body into your shrine

You give me this feeling deep inside

One that I can no longer disguise

While other snakes just shed their skins

Fucked holes pointing out my sins

Even though I realise that history's not on my side

Even though I realise the pioneer skin still curls up in my eyes

If I don't go crazy, I'll lose my mind

I saw a life before me but now I'm blind

I wanna go to heaven, never been there before

I wanna go to heaven, so you give me some more

Flying high upon the gallows

Too messed up to step out of the shadows

A drugged up heart that knows no sorrow

Rescued from this deep dark hole

Stick on these boots and sharpen the nails

Time is nigh for you leather girls

Maybe we should end this race

Vanish while we cannot leave no trace

If I don't go crazy, I'll lose my mind

I saw a life before me, but now I'm blind

See one-arm film stars on alien beaches

Potted gold and tattooed faces

Harrison murals on the corner, tupperware boxes full of hops

Diazepam dreams there catching streams

Paper dinosaurs flash blue and green

Still I've got a flash-bulb head

If I don't go crazy, I'll lose my mind

I saw a life before me but now I'm blind

I wanna go to heaven, never been there before

I wanna go to heaven, so you give me some more

Come along nice, come along dead

Scorpio rising, and paint it red

A psychic equalizer in your head

Come along nice, come along dead

Scorpio rising, and paint it red

A psychic equalizer in your head

Douches

2009-09-19T18:31:00.005+08:00

They are prepackaged garbage that is played instead of talented hardworking musicians. They are just a group of good looking teens that Disney uses to promote sex to children as well. I also dislike how they are promoting mediocrity.

What about how huge of a corporate sellout they've become? The fact that they aren't capable of playing their own music and have their backup band play them, while they take the credit. The fact they're more merchandise than musicians. They're marketed and target certain demographics just like any other product. Every aspect about them, from their music to their image is controlled and tweaked to maintain and increase popularity. They are a corporate invention that people buy into rather than a soulful inspired musical artist or band.

Trying to show people that they don't have to work hard is severely stunting the creative growth of the youth of the world.

That's why I personally hate the Jonas Brothers.

Smosh Intros.

2009-09-12T14:34:00.008+08:00

It's been a while since I've blogged, so I decided to post up this rant which is dedicated to every celebrity or athlete who has ever won something and couldn’t think of what to say, yet he or she kept on talking.

“I’m sorry… I’m at a loss for words.”

I have some advice for you. If in some way you allow the aforementioned phrase to seep out of your mouth in a moment of mental confinement, will you do all six of us in the real world a huge favor, and shut the hell up?

Walk away from whatever lectern, camera, microphone or reporter you’re standing in front of, and find something else to do with your idle mind. Preserve for us the precious few seconds you’re wasting so we can do something better with them than listen to you think of something to say after you have just told us you have nothing else to say.

Forget a figure of speech, it’s a bad cliché. Can you possibly think of how it makes us feel to know we are wasting away listening to you think? If I added up the time I’ve waited for someone to say something profound after excusing that phrase from their person, then subtracted that figure from my age of 17, I would be, I don’t know, 2?

This is not a gross exaggeration.

The first time I heard someone utter this phrase, I was in primary 2, and too young to recognize figures of speech. I took all things literally. If my father said, "You watch out when we get home, you just wait.", I didn’t laugh it off because he would follow through.

So when someone dare say “I don't know what to say... I’m at a loss for words,” I expect them to stop talking. But, to my surprise, few people do. They take it as an opportunity to soak up as much undeserved attention as possible.

"I...just don't know what to say .... I just want to let you know that accomplishing this was just really, really hard, and it took alot of effort. Thank you."

Really? It took effort to form that simplistic-ass sentence and purse your lips to release it? Would you please just shut the …

... I don't know ... I'm frustrated ... I'm walking away now because I'm at a loss for words.

insert paradoxial phrase here

2009-08-16T15:09:00.000+08:00

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Damnationitis

2009-07-26T15:48:00.002+08:00

If money is the root of all evil,

Then why the hell do we all try and make it.

The answer is in the question.
Think about it.

Hangwire

2009-07-20T19:06:00.003+08:00

Cmon. Tell me it didn't cross your mind.

Transformers 2

2009-07-16T21:04:00.001+08:00

Cinematic Cancer

...Only somehow worse.

Amen.

2009-07-11T00:10:00.001+08:00

Epic is a word too loosely pinned on as a label.
Often associated with bands who only play instruments with their fingers rather than using their brains, hearts and souls, it’s lost its meaning.

Forgotten its use.

Spoiler Spoilers.

2009-07-08T19:41:00.003+08:00

I don't have a choice.

2009-06-18T01:20:00.001+08:00

You ALWAYS have a choice.

Some just have relatively fucked up repercussions.

Me.

2009-06-16T14:09:00.002+08:00

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Typography ftw.

NAWT FUNNAAAAAAAAAYE~

2009-06-15T20:39:00.001+08:00

Something the whole family can rotflol to.

Diggarama.

2009-06-07T02:09:00.004+08:00

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable?

Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?

F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it??

S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?

F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?

F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

S: Why are making love carried out in private?

F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm?

F: The same as sneezing. but the the other way round

S: Is it true that women love big dicks?

F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb?

S: What's anal sex?

F: Picking your mouth.

ARE YOU DIGGING ENOUGH?

Design Fundamental Assignment - Pictures taken (non-candid)

2009-06-04T18:51:00.016+08:00

Before you think aliens are invading, or LKY just died...

It's the sentosa light show.

Some guy reading a newspaper. *redundant statement*

This picture. Wow.... I risked my life just to take that old man down there.

Seriously.

Just when I finished, the fella walked over to the bicycle over there...

*point point*

And took out his motherfucking bicycle chain....

A FUCKING METAL ONE WITH THE GODDAMN PADLOCK STILL ATTACHED.

My fucking heart fucking wanted to fucking jump out of my fuckin' ass and fucking escape. (I want to see how many times I can use the word "fuck" in a sentence)

Imagine an old man, sitting in a corner smoking, suddenly turn, look at you, walk over to his bicycle, and yank out the bicycle chain (for no apparent reason other than to whoop the shit outta me).

And start walking towards you as you're walking towards him.

Staring at each other.

I think I have wrinkle-o-phobia now :(

Now THIS picture brings back some fucking funny memories. You see that old lady over there?

Yeah. Her. She was walking along the underpass when this "kind" aunty came to help her pull her trolley. You probably can't tell, but that old lady is actually walking with a limp, so she is kinda shuffling along.

Anyways, this aunty offered her help, and the old lady happily accepted.

The funny thing is....

That aunty can walk perfectly well.

Couple that with her briskwalking and you'll see the old lady rushing with a limp to "chase" the aunty who walks like she owns the damn trolley. It was hilariously sad. I mean like c'mon la, you want to help, the least you could do is walk the same speed as the old lady right? You fucking briskwalk as if you're going to steal the cardboard boxes.

WAY TO MAKE THE OLD LADY FEEL MORE INSECURE BITCH!

You have no fucking idea how many times I had to take this same picture till I settled on this one.

Oh btw, those "pills" are tic-tacs. My mum would've killed me if I used real pills.

The candids will be up soon hehehe.

Whoosh~

2009-05-31T21:01:00.003+08:00

Sian, my bouncing ball animation has got me fucking stumped. I NEED THE PERFECT BOUNCE BITCHEZ.

Who knows?

2009-05-26T17:53:00.000+08:00

One man's crap may be another man's chocolate pudding.

\m/

2009-05-23T11:00:00.000+08:00

Quotable Qings.

2009-05-21T19:12:00.006+08:00

If you WANT to type something poetic, the LEAST you could do is spell PROPERLY.

Dick.

Whooda Thunk.

2009-05-19T23:25:00.010+08:00

MEGAN FOX IS BISEXUAL

That sound you just heard, that loud sudden compression of air, was the sound of your head exploding at the thought that Megan Fox is Bisexual. I hope I don't need to explain why your pants feel tighter... So yeah, Megan Fox is Bi, as in, she likes to have sex with girls. How do we know, well she said so in her interview with Esquire magazine.

"I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

None of that actually makes any sense, but at least she admits it. Of course, you can't read any of this, because your head exploded a minute or so back. Remember? Of course you don't.

You have no head.

Finding Seaweed

2009-05-19T20:39:00.002+08:00

A seaweed test animation done in 2 hours.

Don't mind the crappy leaf flesh. I had to rush that part, I was too busy concentrating on the actual wave motion of the stem.

Pictures of the Design Fundamental homework will probably be posted up next week.

Audio Visual Mumbo Jumbo

2009-05-14T14:54:00.002+08:00

Finished in 1 hour with Final Cut Pro.

I know the ending sucks. Bear with me, will ya?

Swingin'

2009-05-14T14:03:00.002+08:00

My pendulum animation.

I screwed this one up big time. I took the wrong set of frames to school to animate. This is the rejected version. I made another one at home which was smoother. But I mixed both of them up and only realised my mistake after I submitted it in for grading.

FML.

Ha, Ha, Ha,

2009-05-11T00:23:00.000+08:00

It is hard at times to convey witty sarcasm through type unless you are really practiced at it, and hard to have it conveyed unless the audience is also practiced at reading. And then, through experience, we know that the internet is home to the largest population of nut cases in the world.

My first major assignment (extended).

2009-05-10T10:23:00.002+08:00

So this is my first assignment I had to do for.... for..... erm.....

Wtf.

I just realised I don't know why the fuck I'm doing this.

Anywhoo, this assignment/ass-ignment (whatever you want to call it) is all about me.

No. I'm not being overly self-conscious. It literally, is ALL About me.

Before you start watching the video and harping on my how my pictures don't reflect me at all, I'll give you the 20 points I had to draw.

And btw, this assignment had to be done twice. I passed the first time. But they made everyone redo it because less than half the cohort passed. SO I had to redraw everything. IN A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE. The best part, I drew it that way the first time I drew the pictures. It was nice the first time. This time....it's just..... just......

*goes to a corner and cries*

And they told us to use transitions. TRANSITIONS! TRANSITIONS ARE FUCKING CHEESY PEOPLE! HOW THE FUCK DOES USING TRANSITIONS IMPROVE ANY, ANY FORM OF WORK. IT FUCKING DEFILES THE PIECE OF ART(art is a very general term to me in this case).
WHY?!?!?!?

GAWD. Anyways, I decided that using transitions wouldn't fit the piece of music I used, so I stopped using them around the first quarter of the video clip.

I concentrated on the timing of the clip instead of the transitions used. While everyone is busy trying to edit thier pictures and transitions. I kept mine simple.

Minimalist.

And don't go harping on about my technical skill because I really haven't been drawing for the past 2 years, if you count Art as drawing. But my teacher says I have potential so,

FUCK YOU DRAWING PROS. I'M COMING FOR YA'!!!

No, seriously, there are some people in my class who are so fucking good with the pencil, it's as if his/her mum shoved a pencil with paper up her *erh-hem* while she was pregnant with his/her. The level of skill they have is collossal. But I still find sadistic pleasure in watching the teacher correct mistakes done in his/her pictures. All part of my manical personality I guess.

So, yeah. There's more but I've a shitload of work to do. Thankfully, my friends don't go out with each other. So there's less pressure.

Wait, maybe the reason they don't go out is because of the homework.

My lecturers are extremely prosocial. #@(*$^*(@#$

I'll be posting up the pendulum animation when I've finished it.

Suck it.

2009-05-03T12:59:00.000+08:00

You are highly competitive and highly independent, although you also have an easygoing and spontaneous nature. In order to hide and mitigate just how badly you want to win, you have developed a thick veneer of friendliness -- in order to lull your opponents into a false sense of security, yes, but also in order to actually tame your own natural blood lust, and most of the time it works. At the end of the day, you ARE both good-hearted and competitive! However, beecause you are so mobile and ever-changing -- always developing yourself -- your friendships tend to be in flux, and the people who are your oldest friends may or may not accompany you all the way through life. Probably not. .

11 facts about you.

2009-05-01T17:33:00.002+08:00

11 Facts about you.

1. You're reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking, "What's that stupid fact?"
4. You didn't notice that i skipped 3.
5. you're checking it now
6. you're smiling
7. You're still reading my comment

8. You know all u have read is true

10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now

Dum dee dum dum

2009-04-29T21:38:00.002+08:00

Phelp-a-philia

2009-04-21T20:11:00.004+08:00

It's over 9000!!!!!

Itsu~ Itsu~ Itsu~ Raaaaaaave paaaaaaaaaaaartaye

*RAAAAAAAAAAGH*

Youtube realisations (1)

2009-04-14T16:59:00.002+08:00

Why is it that (nearly) everyone who is good at a video game has terrible taste in music?

If I want to excel at a certain video game should I start listening to techno/death metal?

Supernova

2009-04-06T22:40:00.001+08:00

I am the cosmos!

Aural Orgasms

2009-04-06T10:06:00.011+08:00

T'Was Epic.

Acoustichill

2009-04-04T11:53:00.005+08:00

Just thought you guys had to hear this, if you haven't already.

I'm wondering why this guy still hasn't gotten signed on yet...
It's been 2 fuckin' years, geez.

Hot Damn.

2009-03-19T14:10:00.003+08:00

The guy who wrote this deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

Join me in my conquest to destroy the Chinese corporate whore that is Jay Chou.

Let me list my reasons:

1. For one, if you have watched any CCTV channel in the past few years you will realize that he endorses some of the worst products known to man. The guy sells out to any company that will wave a dollar bill in front of him, from Biscuits to cell phones, from Pepsi to Colgate. He is everywhere, and frankly the entire time I was in China I saw Jay Chou more then I did my Grandparents.

2. DO you really think he can sing? Honest to god if I wanted to listen to something less horrifying I'd torture a kitten. Yes, a kitten being tortured sounds better then Jay Chou's music, and all you stupid little ingrates that think he can sing can suck on my left testicle.

And by the way, I don't torture kittens. Jay Chou's producers do.

3. The guy boasts an army of the entire female population of China. If Jay Chou said he would give Oral pleasure to the first Woman (or man, if your like that) that offed the President of the United states, it would be done within the week. AND DOES HE USE THAT POWER? NO. HE USES HIS POWER TO MAKE PEOPLE THAT FEEL SORRY FOR THEMSELVES TO BUY HIS SHITTY MUSIC.

Not that I'd want him to use his powers for evil, I'm just saying that by not using it at all makes him a Celibate Dick.

4. He made one movie that was semi decent. That doesn't mean that half of China needs to be on his testicles.

Let me make this clear. I'd don't hate the guy. I just hate the fact that by blanketing the entire entertainment industry with his face, he is smothering the creative genius that comes from China. It is because of people that try to squeeze every last cent out of a particular artist that real artists will never be able to emerge. If it is one thing that I would like to say to the people of China that listen to people like Jay Chou, You are being sold manufactured, superficial, horrible crap. You are living in a world of shits and giggles, and until you realize that, there will be no hope for your creative potential. There is more to life then finding peace when you've been bullied for being ugly, finding love, being happy, or whatever Jay Chou sings about.

Woots.

All hope is lost.

2009-03-16T01:41:00.003+08:00

Bad news.

Really bad news.

Apparently, Moz Kito (refer to previous post for details), has been getting alot of action lately.

Yes people. That's right.

Moz Kito bred.

I see the little bitch decided to leave the causing of my agony to his children.

AND I THOUGHT I HAD VANQUISHED THE LITTLE SUCKER (pun fully intended) FOREVER!!!

I guess I thought wrong.

His legacy now lives on, in his children.

Fuck.

I think its now time to embrace my inner.....

AFRO SAMURAI.

Random thought #3

2009-03-15T00:19:00.004+08:00

While I was in the toilet, I recalled a certain craze in Whitley.

Yeah. Everyone remembers the whole Dilamo (or however you spell it, my Tamil-English conversions are a tad rusty :X) revolution right?

Anyways, I started thinking about the main chorus riff thingy.

And I was wondering if MAYBE, just MAYBE, this "Singaporean" songwriter was "inspired" by a certain hatred he had towards a depressed person by the name of Moe.

* WARNING: TOTAL BULLCRAP BEGINS HERE*

You see, Moe, wasn't handling his depression very well, and had decided to end his life by jumping off a 10 storey building but was having second thoughts.

So I think, in MY opinion, this songwriter, wrote this song....

In all his fury...

To egg Moe on to death.
*THUNDER!*
*LIGHTNING!*

Don't get it?

If you hear the chorus of the song, it goes something like this...

Dilamo Dilamo
Dila Dila Dilamo

Doesn't it sound like:

Die lah Moe! Die lah Moe!
Die lah! Die lah! Die lah Moe!

Ahah! Subliminal Messages ehhh?
For all you know, that song could've caused thousands of innocent Moes to die at the hands of everyone who now subconciously hate them.

AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THIS *points a foam finger* SONG!!!!

OH THE SADNESS! THE TORTURE! THE PSYCHOTIC RAMBLINGS OF AN INDIAN BOY IN THE TOILET!!!

I have no idea why I posted this. Although I think it has something to do with the length of my hair.

Or maybe it's just the new toilet paper...

Shit. I think the PAP is going to come after me now. EEEEEEEEEEEEK

Love Love Love La La Love...

2009-03-11T13:04:00.004+08:00

This brought back some seriously old memories.

And yes, I used to watch The Powerpuff Girls.

(^.^)\/ Groooovy Baaabaye~

Quizzes are Drugs.

2009-03-10T02:14:00.004+08:00

What's Your Best Quality? Your Result: Sense of Humor Your best quality is your sense of humor! People like you because you can find humor in any situation. You love to make people laugh. This makes you a fun person to be around.
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Ambitious
Loving
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You lookin' at ma schlong?

2009-03-08T02:48:00.008+08:00

A random conversation by a couple of random human beings.

gh. says:
ching chang chong.

gh. says:
kannan is a dong.

I say:
I smoked a bong

I say:
Matthew screwed Ms Fong

I say:
Ghee Hoe sang a Song

gh. says:
and keith wanked a tong.

I say:
HAHAHA

gh. says:
wtf is going on with this random ching chang chong man!??!?!!?

gh. says:
hahahaahah XD

I say:
No idea

I say:
random spastic momments

I say:
I should blog about this

gh. says:
lol....this is so rhythmic-issh rhymy

I say:
ok wait

I say:
one more

I say:
Jeremy licked a gong

gh. says:
hhahahahah

I say:
Melvin fucked King Kong

gh. says:
and nicholas lee raped a mong.

I say:
LOL

I say:
LOOL

I say:
LOOOOOOL

gh. says:
"mong" short form for mongolian i guess.

I say:
Genghis Khan is gonna hang your schlong

gh. says:
and cut off my dong.

I say:
and was doing it wrong

I say:
because he was playing a game of pong

I say:
with your bongs.

I say:
DAMN, I'm such an fucking awesome songwriter xD

Who would've known this entire thing would have started from mosquitoes.

Well lets see...

Mosquitoes - God - Celestial Sex - Inbred children - Me being related to a Chinese dude - This kickass rhyme

Wow....so that's how John Lennon wrote all those songs.

DAMN.

CHING CHANG CHONG!

Attack of the Ninja Mosquito I

2009-03-08T02:12:00.003+08:00

For the past two days, there's been a mosquito in my room, zooming around and irritating me. It hasn't made contact with me yet, but the kamikaze dives it's been making toward my face are just too much.

I chased this thing around for two hours. Every time I got close, the mosquito would duck behind a door or under the bed and disappear. I don't understand why it doesn't just bite me and get it over with. It obviously has the advantage. I can only conclude that it's toying with me. Thus, I dub it the "ninja mosquito".

Or "Moz Kito"

Sounds like some Afro Samurai kinda name doesn't it?

I'll be updating on my progress on the ongoing battle with that lil' mofo soon.

I swear I'm going to nuke that little bastard if he comes here again...
Yeah that's right...you and ALL your "mighty" brethren shall die at my hands.

Asswipes.

Arrrggghhh… gotta go. The ninja mosquito is back and it looks pissed.

301

2009-02-27T23:11:00.005+08:00

TONIGHT! WE DINE IN HELL!

Does anyone need to pee?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

2009-02-27T23:08:00.002+08:00

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again I would understand
I would understand
The angry boy a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
You know you dont belong
Youre the first to fight
Youre way too loud
Youre the flash of light on a burial shroud
I know somethings wrong
Well everyone I know has got a reason
To say put the past away
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again I would understand
I would understand
Well hes on the table and hes gone to code
And I do not think anyone knows
What theyre doing here
And your friends have left you
Youve been dismissed
I never thought it would come to this
And i, I want you to know
Everyones got to face down the demons
Maybe today
You could put the past away
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that youve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
I would understand
Understand
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Can you put the past away
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
And I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I would understand

:D

2009-02-13T17:26:00.003+08:00

People need to learn, that during a zombie outbreak, tough decisions need to be made. It's not all sunshine and roses.

Hi, my name is Kannan. And I'm an addict.

2009-02-06T19:24:00.002+08:00

I've seriously gotta stop having coke.

It's freakin damaging my health.

Stupid carbonated drink.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TASTE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS?!?!

Harry in Da Hood.

2009-02-01T14:48:00.001+08:00

Fo Shizz~

XD

[Note: Turn off the advertistment at the bottom of the video to see the lyrics]

Another Kai momment.

2009-02-01T00:46:00.006+08:00

Kai says:
never get those 3

Kai says:
compaq hp acer

I say:
erm, why?

Kai says:
acer has a short lifespan

Kai says:
compaq is fucking slow

Kai says:
and hp is just penis

I say:
-.-

Kai says:
hp is seriously penis

Kai says:
as in

I say:
=.=

Kai says:
annoying

Kai says:
lol

Kai says:
my mom has a hp

I say:
A penis is annoying wth?

I say:
OMG

Kai says:
it's so god damn bulky

I say:
OMFG

I say:
THAT IS SICK

00:45:12Kai says:
and heavy

00:45:15I say:
THAT IS FUCKING SICK

00:45:18I say:
ROFLMAO

Kai says:
.......

Kai says:
no wait

Kai says:
i meant

Kai says:
my mom is using a hp laptop

I say:
HAHAHAHA

Kai says:
you dick

I say:
I'M SO BLOGGING ABOUT THIS!

Kai says:
you slut

Kai says:
so much for HELPING

Monaye Monaye Monaye

2009-01-31T22:47:00.002+08:00

Awesome. I think I may be getting me a job soon.

I may be working as a kitchen runner.
The fellas who clear tables and wipe the plates dry.

Yeah. Thats them.

Not exactly a lucrative job. But it sure as hell going to be worth my while.
$5.50/hr. (Which is not bad if you ask me)

The job details are somewhat sketchy but I'll be getting the full picture pretty much soon.

Besides, I've already gotten all my training done with. (All those days/years I had to get the damn plates back into kitchen and friggin clean them has finally paid off :P)

I'm just so psyched I'm finally going to be able to work in a high-end kitchen. WHOO HOO~!

AND ITS SOMETHING I ACTUALLY CAN DO!

It's fucking helpful to have contacts in the industry.

LOL.

A new disclaimer

2009-01-30T12:37:00.003+08:00

I have redone my disclaimer. The older one had very stale terms.

This is all part of my plan to 'change' since the inauguration of Obama.

Keep watching for more changes here.

*goes to sing in a gospel *

xD

Reperations

2009-01-30T10:48:00.003+08:00

I still think everything happens for a reason. And I'll never go back in time to change anything.

(Yes, I admit it, I've been watching The Butterfly Effect WAY too much)

Wanna know why the sudden philosophical side of me?

Because I've have come to realise that when something bad happens, something insanely awesome will follow in its path.

Here are some recent examples:

1) If my parents had let me go for the countdown, I would have NEVER EVER EVER have the awesomest time of my damn life, watching Matt drunk as hell.

2)If I had gotten a 20, I would've gone to a JC no matter what. I wouldn't have time to realise that I'm actually more suited towards the Poly Life.

3) If I had gotten my first few choices (refer to post below), I would have NEVER HAD got a chance to get the high-end laptop my dad is offering to buy for me for animation. :D:D:D

This.

Feels.

AWESOME.

My new character : Mr Moshman.

2009-01-30T09:11:00.005+08:00

Ok. I got my results back already.

It has been a pretty long wait.

And...

I...

Got...

MY 4TH CHOICE !!!

YEAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

Wondering why I'm so happy for a person who got a 4th choice??

It's because my first 3 choices were waaaay out of the way for a person with my score and I only put them there for that "Maybe got hope luh, tyco tyco get in then how?" chance.

Ok, here are my first 4 choices [Note that I had a L1R4 of 15]:

1) NP - Mass Comm (COP:10)
2) SP - Some other mass comm course (COP:13)
3) TP - Law & Management (COP:13)
4) NYP - Digital Media Design (Animation) (COP:15)

SO NOT BAD LA! I'm going to NYP! And that's like the most recognized animation course in Singapore!

Time to make 3D animations for TV mobile.

WHAT THE HELL DID I GET MYSELF INTO :P

And now that I'm probably not going to be a lawyer ( cue endless sobbing like a Witch in L4D ), I gotsta change my goals in life. One of em' would be to actually SUCCEED in life for once.

And probably,

To be the next Tammy.

\m/

Random Thought of the Day

2009-01-27T10:34:00.001+08:00

Crap... I forgot what I was thinking.

Knock yourselves out. Asswipes.

2009-01-26T22:20:00.011+08:00

[mickey81]so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:
[mickey81]First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
[mickey81]If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
[mickey81]As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
[mickey81]With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
[mickey81]Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
[mickey81]So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
[mickey81]Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
[mickey81]So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
[mickey81]the kid was the only one who got credit.
Smartass.

[DragonflyBlade21]: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
The reason I don't want to get a job.

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
Owned.

[Khassaki] HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
[Judge-Mental] try pressing the the Caps Lock key
[Khassaki] O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
[Judge-Mental] fuck me

Me too.

[studdud] what the fuck is wtf

YAH?! WTH IS THAT?!?!

[JonTG] Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
[JonTG] wait, shit

ROFLMAO

[jeebus] the "bishop" came to our church today
[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor
[jeebus] never once moved diagonally

What an asshole.

[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao

You said something about a Jew?

[death09]my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
[ktp753]ouch.
[death09]yeah.i sent them to her dad

Pwned.

[kow`] "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
[SpaceRain] That's only 2 types of people, kow.
[SpaceRain] STUPID

*mumbles* 1..2...4...6.....10... "Oh! YA!"
(for those of you who don't know binary, 10 = 2)

[MooseOnDaLoose] Hey Mike
[goatboy] what?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] er?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] and?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] ...
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] i dont get it
[MooseOnDaLoose] AND YOU NEVER WILL.
[goatboy] bastard

In. Yo'. Face.

[glome] Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
[content] glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
[glome] Who me?!
[content] Yes you!
[glome] Couldn't be!
[content] Then WHO?!!
[glome] Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

YEAH! YOU FRIGGIN LIAR!

[Fireslide]next person to talk after his line will be kicked :)

[Fireslide]

*this

* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (*******)
Friendly Fire.

[Locl-Yocl] I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

[Sui88] 67% of girls are stupid
[V-girl] i belong with the other 13%

I rest my case.

(@ThinG|webbing) how do I zoom in with internet explorer?
(+|Sonic) move your face closer to the screen

O.O oh YA!

[@David] Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
[@Sony] ...........
[@Sony] TMI TMI TMI
[@David] Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
Thanks for the info
[@David] eh?
[@David] damn i meant PAID
[@David] I get PAID today
[@David] dammit

Ahh...the joys of typos...

[Heisha]and ou are an uytter newb
[jookie]dude

[jookie]how did that y move over like 12 characters
OMFGWTFBRBGGDIELA THE Y IS.....ALIVE!!!!!!

[scirDSL] I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

I'll meet you downstairs!

[Raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[Raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
Ouch.

[xxxGirlygirlxxx] Thank you for listening to me.
[xxxGirlygirlxxx] You know your a really good listener.
[xxxGirlygirlxxx] Sweety please say something.
[Sandaedar] Ok I'm back.

>.<

[Fulgore] whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
[sparks] My you're looking "acute" today
[Fulgore] fuck you

What?

[NHBoy] I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
[rycool] ...
[NHBoy] I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
[NHBoy] Oh well, time to buy new strings.

First Impressions. ALWAYS Count.

* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
[Strayed] he shot his girlfriend?

He. WHAAAAAAAAAT?

[@Chin^] My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
[@Chin^] just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
[@Chin^] So she calls me a pervert again?!?
[@Chin^] there is no justice in the world...

Yes. There isn't. Pervert.

[Insomniak`] Stupid fucking Google
[Insomniak`] "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
[Insomniak`] "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

Who?

[MasterG] .......................................................................................................................
[judas] where's pacman when you need him?

Going left....then right...then left again....

[Hiroe] he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
[Hiroe] like, HUGE costume
[Hiroe] 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
[Hiroe] at some anime con in california
[Hiroe] they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
[Hiroe] he's riding the elevator down to the con space
[Hiroe] doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
[Hiroe] he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
\m/

[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?
[TheXPhial] vaccuums
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
[TheXPhial] black holes
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
[TheXPhial] lava?
Ooooh.

[Cthon98] hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
[Cthon98] ********* see!
[AzureDiamond] hunter2
[AzureDiamond] doesnt look like stars to me
[Cthon98] [AzureDiamond] *******
[Cthon98] thats what I see
[AzureDiamond] oh, really?
[Cthon98] Absolutely
[AzureDiamond] you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
[AzureDiamond] haha, does that look funny to you?
[Cthon98] lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
[Cthon98] yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
[AzureDiamond] awesome!
[AzureDiamond] wait, how do you know my pw?
[Cthon98] er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
[AzureDiamond] oh, ok.
-No Comment-

For ALL Harry Potter fans.

[JonJonB] Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
[JonJonB] Let's see the results...

[JonJonB] "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
[JonJonB] "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

[JonJonB] A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

[JonJonB] "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
[JonJonB] "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

[JonJonB] Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

[JonJonB] "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
[JonJonB] The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

[JonJonB] He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

[JonJonB] He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

[JonJonB] Ok
[JonJonB] I have found, definitive proof
[JonJonB] that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
[JonJonB] "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
[melusine ] O_______O
[JonJonB] Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

[JonJonB] Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

[JonJonB] 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

The End.

O rly?

2009-01-05T20:20:00.005+08:00

The Spontaneous Idealist (SI)

Spontaneous Idealists are creative, lively and open-minded persons. They are humorous and dispose of a contagious zest for life. Their enthusiasm and sparkling energy inspires others and sweeps them along. They enjoy being together with other people and often have an uncanny intuition for their motivations and potential. Spontaneous Idealists are masters of communication and very amusing and gifted entertainers. Fun and variety are guaranteed when they are around. However, they are sometimes somewhat too impulsive in dealing with others and can hurt people without really meaning to do so, due to their direct and sometimes critical nature.

This personality type is a keen and alert observer; they miss nothing which is going on around them. In extreme cases, they tend to be oversensitive and exaggeratedly alert and are inwardly always ready to jump. Life for them is an exciting drama full of emotionality. However, they quickly become bored when things repeat themselves and too much detailed work and care is required. Their creativity, their imaginativeness and their originality become most noticeable when developing new projects and ideas - they then leave the meticulous implementation of the whole to others. On the whole, Spontaneous Idealists attach great value to their inner and outward independence and do not like accepting a subordinate role. They therefore have problems with hierarchies and authorities.

If you have a Spontaneous Idealist as your friend, you will never be bored; with them, you can enjoy life to the full and celebrate the best parties. At the same time, they are warm, sensitive, attentive and always willing to help. If Spontaneous Idealists have just fallen in love, the sky is full of violins and their new partners are showered with attention and affection. This type then bubbles over with charm, tenderness and imagination. But, unfortunately, it soon becomes boring for them once the novelty has worn off. Boring everyday life in a partnership is not for them so that many Spontaneous Idealists slip from one affair into another. However, should the partner manage to keep their curiosity alive and not let routine and familiarity gain the upper hand, Spontaneous Idealists can be inspiring and loving partners.

Adjectives which describe your type
spontaneous, enthusiastic, idealistic, extroverted, theoretical, emotional, relaxed, friendly, optimistic, charming, helpful, independent, individualistic, creative, dynamic, lively, humorous, full of zest for life, imaginative, changeable, adaptable, loyal, sensitive, inspiring, sociable, communicative, erratic, curious, open, vulnerable

Whoopeedoo~ -.-

2009-01-02T00:44:00.003+08:00

New Year's Day is over already.

Now shut the fuck up.

Resultant Resolutions

2009-01-01T19:45:00.004+08:00

I bring the fire
Make you come alive
I can take you higher
What is this, forgot?
I must now remind you
Let It Rock
Let It Rock
Let It Rock

Now the son's disgraced
He, who knew his father
When he cursed his name
Turned, and chased the dollar
But it broke his heart
So he stuck his middle finger
To the world
To the world
To the world
And you take your time
And you stand in line
Well you'll get what's yours
I got mine

Because when I arrive
I bring the fire
Make you come alive
I can take you higher
What is this, forgot?
I must now remind you
Let It Rock
Let It Rock
Let It Rock

I wish I could be
As cool as you
And I wish I could say
The things you do
But I can't and I won't live a lie
No not this time

Because when I arrive
I bring the fire
Make you come alive
I can take you higher
What is this, forgot?
I must now remind you
Let It Rock
Let It Rock
Let It Rock
Let It Rock
Let It Rock
Let It Rock......

Gundamn Idiot

2008-12-30T12:17:00.002+08:00

You wouldn't expect a Japanese singer to cover a Green Day song now would you?

And SING IT WELL, might I add.

Satire

2008-12-30T12:14:00.002+08:00

Ok, the ecstasy cells are finally convulsing in my head.

Whooooo~ I love my phone!! :D:D:D:D

With regards to my previous post regarding my previous post.

2008-12-29T23:17:00.001+08:00

Ok, I'm sorta cheered up now.

Happy Days ahead.

Oh yeah, I got a Nokia E51 btw. (Let the flaming begin)

I just don't like small keys. I prefer huge ones.

This post somehow doesn't make sense to me.

With regards to my previous post.

2008-12-29T23:08:00.001+08:00

Ok, I know I should be happy that I've gotten a handphone la.

I just don't know why I'm sad.

OMG! I must be pregnant. Damn!

Exultant Depression

2008-12-29T22:28:00.006+08:00

I'm damn pissed.

I finally get a handphone.

But I feel like crap.

Why the hell does my sis get to have a fucking brand new handphone while I'm stuck here with a fucking second-hand one? Wtf is this?

So what if the one you gave me is more expensive? I hate the damn phone. The least you could fucking have fucking done was fucking ask me what type of fucking hp I fucking wanted, instead of doing everything yourself and thinking that I'd be contented. I can't take this bullshit anymore.

I fucking fucking fucking hate this. Don't give me bullshit reasons that both my sis and mum have handphones that can video call now. So THEY BOTH get BRAND NEW handphones just so they can fucking talk to each other through damn video call. As if they don't get to see each other's miserable faces all day long, now they get to do it THROUGH VIDEO CALL?!? How awesome is that?

Fuck you. Seriously, I hope you fucking die. You never ask my opinion for anything, you just always go ahead and do whatever you fucking please, just because you fucking think you own me. Well, fuck you AND your fucked-up attitude. ALL DAY LONG, you bitch about me not being trustworthy and you show me that fucking attitude. You should just take that attitude and shove it up your sorry ass so hard you start bleeding from your eyes.

You have fucking so much money on you that you can buy 3 fucking handphones for yourself, but you can't spare some for me to get a new handphone. How nice, how very nice.

I know the phone is good and all, but I'm just pissed at the fact that you never ask me for my opinion for anything and then you just hand me a goddamn second hand phone which I already told you I didn't like to use a long long time ago. I guess you just weren't paying attention, as usual.

I guess I'm coming across as self-centered here, but I don't fucking care. I know I should be friggin ecstatic that I've finally gotten what I've been wishing for a long long time....

But then, I'm not.

I wonder why?

Ohh! I think I know!!!!

It's because of you!

You selfish asswipe.

I guess it runs in the family. -.-

I bet I'm gonna have tons of people telling me how stupid I'm being right now...

I'm just going to say, that I've been waiting for this momment for a long long time (4 years to be exact), and the results aren't what I would expect.

This feeling sucks to the core.

Fuckalicious Synergy

2008-12-26T18:01:00.001+08:00

The return of the Gay. DIE!

2008-12-20T17:28:00.003+08:00

Casey is back from the land of the "cuppa' tea".

Cheerio~!

Bastard better give me a souvenir...

Like a Gibson SG or something :D (Eh! A man can dream can't he?)

Ok la, thats just asking for too much....NOT!

*evil laughter in the background*

*Sudden cough!*

*laugh continues*

And my dad has also arrived from the land of the....of the...erm....windmills?

AND HE BOUGHT SO...SOOOO MUCH CHOCOLATES!

And there are like 8 boxes of Hanutas in the cupboard.
EIGHT FREAKIN' BOXES! WOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!

Guess those times I kept reminding him to buy them didnt go to waste.

Yummy :D

Ohhhh so yummy :DD

Oh and I was an otaku for THE WHOLE DAY YESTERDAY! I kept reading mangas till my index finger hurt from all the clicking.

*proud to be the only Indian otaku on this planet, and Saturn as well*

Zoey taught me a new emoticon thingy.

GONE ARE THE TIMES OF THE _I_(-.-)_I_

NOW NEW GENERATION!

DRUMROLL PLEEEEZEEEE.....

*badumdumdumdumdum*
*karignginginging*
*ring...ring....*
*wee woo wee woo wee woo*
*arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
*kadumdumdumdumdudumdumdum*

*CHING~!*

t(-.-t)

Drawings I made on MSN.

2008-12-15T12:37:00.003+08:00

I think I'm addicted to drawing on MSN sia. (NONE of these pics were edited in any way)

The Scream.

GRAAAARGH!!!

Guess who inspired me to draw this?

HOLY SHIT! A CUTE-ASS INSECT!!!

Off to KL!

2008-12-12T12:40:00.003+08:00

My take on John Denver's Leaving on a jet plane.

(I edited the song btw zzz)

All my bags are packed
Im ready to go
Im standin here behind the door
I want to beat you up for making me wait.
But dusk is comin'
Its time to mourn
The car's waitin'
He's shouting like a horn
Already I'm so lonesome
I could die

Why can't you wave your hand and say "bye" to me
Tell me that you'll go without me
Strangle me till I die so I'll never have to go
Cause I'm leavin in a damn car
Can't wait till I'm back again
Oh mann, I hate to go

Theres so many times Ive let you down
So many times Ive played around
I tell you now, they mean everything
Evry place I go, Ill think of spitting on you
Evry song I sing, Ill talk about hating you
When I come back, Ill bring your urn with me

Why can't you wave your hand and say "bye" to me
Tell me that you'll go without me
Strangle me till I die so I'll never have to go
Cause I'm leavin in a damn car
Can't wait till I'm back again
Oh mann, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave here
One more time
You do this I WILL KILL you
Then close your eyes
so I can run awayyy
I dream about the days to come
When I wont have to endure this shit alone
All those times, I felt like a stray.

Why can't you wave your hand and say "bye" to me
Tell me that you'll go without me
Strangle me till I die so I'll never have to go
Cause I'm leavin in a damn car
Can't wait till I'm back again
Oh mann, I hate to go

But, Im leavin in a damn car
Can't wait till I'm back again
Oh mann, I'd hate to go

WTFHOMGZOMFGIMMAKEELTHEM

2008-12-12T12:23:00.007+08:00

I just got news that we'd be staying in KL for............

*drumroll please*

patatatatatata.....pratatatatatatat.........CHING!

TWO NIGHTS.

WTH

TWO FUCKING NIGHTS

AND LIKE THIS ALSO MUST RUSH ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FUCK MAN!!! FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK.

YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS A BIRTHDAY FOR 2 NIGHTS IN A HELLHOLE. WALAU.

$@*^$(@#!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!

I am now officially pissed off.

I mean, fine you want me to miss a bday. To be in KL. Fine. AT LEAST MAKE IT A LONGER TRIP LA. WALAUZXZ

Goddamn cheapos.

Fine. I'll just ask my dad for a shit-load of money, and go out by myself. I'm gonna grab my mum's phone and tell them that if they wanna contact me, they can call.

Asswipes.

GRAAAWWHHHHH!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (((((((((((((^^)

Ooooh a caterpillar.

Rush Hour 1.5

2008-12-12T11:34:00.004+08:00

I'm heading off to KL today, right after I get my passport.

Which I'm not even sure I'm gonna get.

I don't know why my parents are rushing so much la.
Fuck man. Just because they want my passport early, I can't go for Ghee Hoe's birthday @ the chalet.

T_T

Cheeeeeeeeee Baaaiiiiii siaaaaa.

THEY SAY TOMMORROW GET, THEN TOMMORROW GET LA

Anyways, on a high note, (yeahh rightt)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GHEE HOE!

EH! I TELL YOU TO COMB RIGHT!?!

2008-12-10T20:42:00.002+08:00

Walau, everyone is going to a chalet tomorrow while I'm going to be stuck at home.

GAHHHHHH, I wish I wasn't going to KL la. I'd much rather spend my time with a bunch of friends than waste my time in a city where I have nothing to do.

Let alone, spend the entire time with my parents.

*shudders*

FUCK MAN.

And my dad took THE most crappiest photo of me for my passport.

No seriously, I swear, its fucked up.

Ok wait, I show you...

This picture has been removed due to explicit material. TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKERS!

Haha. But seriously, the picture was plain ol' BAAAD.

I don't know why these stupid pictures have to have so many rules la.

Note to self : Never have thick and long hair when you are about to take a passport pic

Gahhh. I had to push everything back. Now my hair looks so lopsided.

Like I'm wearing a fucking wig. A FUCKING WIG.

Actually I don't really care. It's just a passport pic. I'll just make a better one the next time I make a passport.

The only thing I'm worried about is..............

Hopefully, the immigration officers won't see my picture and start tugging at my hair.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

Ka chik~

2008-12-10T20:29:00.001+08:00

I'll chalk this up to one of my favourite photos ever.

It's me taking a picture of the colour-coded members of the KKK ( The Klu Klux Klan, for those of you who haven't reached into your inner negro yet)

Pure coolness.

I mean, LOOK AT IT!

It looks like it was raining for christ's sake! (It was...but we were sorta indoors)

Ohkay, I don't even know if I'm making any sense now. LOL

Maaalaaaysiaaa tulllieee ehhhhhsiaaaaa

2008-12-08T12:46:00.001+08:00

OMG. Everyone is like heading to KL.

And my mum just hinted that we would be going there too.

Daaaaaannnnngggg~

What the hell am I going to do in KL sia?

I don't shop. Which is what 99% of people go there to do.
(Well, I WOULD shop if I knew what to buy...)

The other 1% only go there to.....to....erm.....
to.........(insert what other 1% of other people do here)

Eh wait. MAYBE I should ask Lee Yee or somethin'. She knows ALL the best bargains in Malaysia.

The only problem is......I'm not sure if she knows any for MALE clothes.

I wonder how it would feel like to wear female clothes.....hmmmm
*strokes (orange) beard*

Shit. I said that out loud didnt I?

Anyways, apparently my passport has expired and my dad wants to take a pikcha of me.

I hate getting my picture taken. Ironic, since I'm so into taking photos of other things.

I'm trying to find the photo which was taken when I got my IC, now.

Let's just say my dad isn't really the best photographer in the world.....

Perfect Timing -.-

2008-12-05T18:14:00.000+08:00

Damn. Now I'm fucking sad. Geezus......

I really wish it didn't have to come down to this. I really do....

And I'm never going to forgive you, asshole.

I learnt the most important lesson of life.

2008-12-05T17:29:00.000+08:00

Everyone, in some way or the other....

Is a Goddamn liar.

You know you're from Singapore when....

2008-12-05T13:04:00.000+08:00

1)You speak or randomly break out in Singlish
2)You crave chicken rice or the various uberlicious hawker foods
3)Tying a soccer game with Malaysia actually means something significant
4)You’re a guy and have no choice about National Service
5)You start daydreaming about $2 Nasi Lemaks
6)Orchard Road is a byword for fun
7)You pronounce and spell stuff the Brit way
8)You pick up the trash after missing the rubbish bin
9)You say rubbish bin and not trash can
10)You end ALMOST every sentence with a 'lah'/'lor'/'hor' and everything looks much better with 'x's and 'z's (right horxxzzz?)
11)You understand all the references in www.talkingcock.com (and find the site funny)
12)You're intimidated by the thought of a 45 minutes to drive to the nearest mall.
13)You're shocked that your ez-link doesn’t work at Mcdonald's around the world
14)People ask you what you speak at home and you say 'uhh...'
15)You are able to communicate in plethora of languages & dialects
16)Swearing in numerous languages & dialects is natural
17)You know that Newton Circus serves up shit food, but still go there anyway
18)You “chope” seats at food courts/hawker centers with little tissue packets
19)You've sung the national anthem since you were in primary 1 and still have no idea what it really means
20)There's always a traffic jam near a vehicle accident 'cause everyone slows down to copy numbers for 4D
21)You start using abbreviations for everything, such as ERP, PIE, MRT, SBS, SMS, CTE, IPPT, NCC, SOC(army word)...... and many more.
22)You look at someone (when you’re overseas) and a 6th sense tells you that they’re from Singapore too
23)Someone asks for the time and your innate response is: “IT’S TIGER TIME!!!” *rawr*
24)Every Christmas, Orchard Road looks more like and more like Deepavali (The Festival of Lights).

Haooooo ma!

2008-12-04T19:32:00.001+08:00

The song Haiqal sang to Adeline, who introduced it to Lee Yee while I looked on.

Hao Ma?

The real song starts at like 1:45 around there.

WARNING : SPOILER AHEAD

2008-12-01T08:13:00.000+08:00

I was bored outta my mind yesterday, and decided to watch the entire Star Wars Trilogy.

The orignal one. Ep IV, V, VI. The one with smooth talkin' Han Solo.

And bikini-wearing Leia. Yeah. That one.

Anyways, I started realising something. There was an uncanny resemblance between Star Wars, and Heroes.

Yeah, I know Heroes copied lots of shit from everywhere, but you can't really blame them can you?
The world runs on plagarism, people!

Anyways, you know how Obi Wan Kenobi retains conciousness after he dies and gives help to Luke as a bluish figure at the top left hand corner of Luke's mind?

Isn't Linderman doing the same thing to Nathan (The flying guy) ?

I mean, most people who watched Season 1 saw D.L (The guy who can walk through walls) hammer into the back of Linderman's head, boring through and pushing his eyes out of thier sockets like red Jell-O being squeezed through cookie cutters.

Most people die after that don't they?

Apparently, Linderman isn't most people.
2 seasons later, and he's back.

The force is strong with this one.

Too Strong.

Mesa tinks the Heroes writers running outta ideas. Mesa wanna watchy oliginal Heroes storyline.

MESA WANT IT NOW!!!!

ZzZzZzZz.........snore

2008-11-30T01:05:00.001+08:00

I'm so happy I finally got my trusty blanket back from the washing machine.

Begone Sleepless nights!

The reason why I wanna go NTU

2008-11-29T22:37:00.000+08:00

Cmon.....who wouldn't give up a chance to poke fun at an balding Indian man with a moustache.

Besides, his accent is sooooo kickass.

Ooh Ga Chakaa Oooh Ga Oooh Ga

2008-11-29T16:49:00.001+08:00

Everyone who went to Lennon's kickass partaye,............

Came back looking like people from the Maori tribe.

Here's an idea of how they look like.....
Someone from the Maori tribe :

Cept, the people from the Maori tribe have wayyyy more intricare designs. And look SO MUCH sexier.

One should not forget that thier face designs are symmetrical.

Fine.....

Due to popular demand,I'll show you the gastronomical Maori tribe rejects.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PICTURES MAY SCARE YOUNGER CHILDREN. AND MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY VOMITTING. AND POSSIBLY INDUCE SEIZURES.

And the most fucked up one, in my opinion.....

Drum Roll please..................

rattat taata tatt araat attta tataa tataaaa..............................

KA CHING~

I mean seriously. HOW CAN YOU BEAT THAT?!?

HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST JUMPED OUT OF SOME BUDDHIST SUTRA!!!

or is a mutated panda with a body paint fetish.....

Either way.............

Dangggg.........

Lennon must have bought a shitload of markers.......

So sad I couldn't go. *sniggers*

No waaaaaaaaaaay doooode~

2008-11-27T19:21:00.001+08:00

I saw Jay Leno on Jimmy Kimmel Live today.

My mind imploded.

The book I need to read before I die.

2008-11-27T19:21:00.000+08:00

I want to read the Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri.

It has been at the top of my list for a long long time.

Where the fuck can I find it in Singapore?!?

Goddamn it.

I think Popular has it. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

What a joke......................................................................

What a joke.....
*sigh*

Grammuuuuu~

2008-11-25T09:45:00.000+08:00

I think I just ate bad cheese......

Plagiarism of the day - Lennon short post

2008-11-25T08:05:00.000+08:00

A short paragraph from one of Lennon's blogposts.

This month, everyone I know is either contracted to some company, giving out flyers,working at some fast food restaurant or simply saying "I'm looking for a part time job". I have no idea why people are working instead of playing- its after o levels, u did enough working. Its time to play, chill out with friends,sleep late, play video games and the only goal you should have is simply to unwind and be blissful. I'm not saying that working is bad. In fact, who doesn't need more money? and if you are working with a friend , than that's just splendid but its only like a few weeks after the o levels- I'm not working but my mum is forcing me to get one. I never had any working experience cause I did (not) bother searching for one- who knows, maybe I'll get one next month but I highly doubt I'll be able to (do so)

A short 10 sec video

2008-11-24T20:21:00.000+08:00

I got reminded of the awesome randomness of Eddsworld when Adeline showed me one of their flashes which got youtube-i-fied.

Kai's momment of Glory

2008-11-24T07:54:00.000+08:00

Remember to think before you type anything you type on MSN.

Example:
Kannan XD says:
yeah..throw it at one of the paparazzi
Kai. says:
yeah. i touched my classmate's one
Kannan XD says:
:P

We were discussing about the Nokia E71 btw.

Kannan XD says:
why do u need GPS for?

Kai. says:
exactly what it's for

Kai. says:
find my way

Kai. says:
and maybe track some people down

Kannan XD says:
apparently, SOMEONE doesnt know how to read a map

Kai. says:
what?

Kai. says:
you?

Kannan XD says:
although having a GPS would be good.

Kannan XD says:
I can finally find my way around Dhoby MRT

Kannan XD says:
if I had a GPS

Kai. says:
lawl

Kannan XD says:
:P

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
how do you track ppl down with a gps -.-

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
anyway you wont really use it

Kannan XD says:
LOL

Kai. says:
dude

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
trust me

Kai. says:
that was a side line

Kannan XD says:
You stick a bug on them

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
well

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
your stalker tendencies...

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
anything goes

Kannan XD says:
hahahahaha

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
stick a bug

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
i swear his ball hair are tracking devices

Kannan XD says:
wow

Kannan XD says:
that many

Kannan XD says:
tsk tsk.

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
for each nympho who sucks his ball(s)

Kannan XD says:
no wonder you need GPS

Ian Paul Allan (L) that bloody mary says:
OOH

Kannan XD says:
hheh.

Kai. says:
FUCK

Kai. says:
YOU

Kai. says:
ALLAN

Kai. says:
WTF

Kai. says:
.......

Kannan XD says:
LOL

5er!0usly R@nd0m

How To Be Popular On Youtube.

A universal comeback.

Every power ranger episode summarized.

You sure about this?

The Grand Scheme of Things.

Play A Real Guitar Fag

Free Will?

This. Was. Interesting.

Jerk Neo

A long post.

Bookstorextinction.

Geez.

Wise Motherfuckin' Words

Quoted from Rafi

Why Another Malay Dude Has Won Singapore Idol

Mindphucker

Puck Man.

Internet Ad Convention

Scorpio Rising

Douches

Smosh Intros.

*insert paradoxial phrase here*

Damnationitis

Hangwire

Transformers 2

Amen.

Spoiler Spoilers.

I don't have a choice.

Me.

NAWT FUNNAAAAAAAAAYE~

Diggarama.

Design Fundamental Assignment - Pictures taken (non-candid)

Whoosh~

Who knows?

\m/

Quotable Qings.

Whooda Thunk.

Finding Seaweed

Audio Visual Mumbo Jumbo

Swingin'

Ha, Ha, Ha,

My first major assignment (extended).

Suck it.

11 facts about you.

Dum dee dum dum

Phelp-a-philia

Youtube realisations (1)

Supernova

Aural Orgasms

Acoustichill

Hot Damn.

All hope is lost.

Random thought #3

Love Love Love La La Love...

Quizzes are Drugs.

You lookin' at ma schlong?

Attack of the Ninja Mosquito I

301

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

:D

Hi, my name is Kannan. And I'm an addict.

Harry in Da Hood.

Another Kai momment.

Monaye Monaye Monaye

A new disclaimer

Reperations

My new character : Mr Moshman.

Random Thought of the Day

Knock yourselves out. Asswipes.

O rly?

Whoopeedoo~ -.-

Resultant Resolutions

Gundamn Idiot

Satire

With regards to my previous post regarding my previous post.

With regards to my previous post.

Exultant Depression

Fuckalicious Synergy

The return of the Gay. DIE!

insert paradoxial phrase here

ZzZzZzZz.........snore